CP

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

merbtch:

this pushup bra is not working. i have not been compelled to do any pushups

gatisss:

jenneralgrievous:

there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is

oh. my. god. 

 this is a thing. THIS WAS ACTUALLY DONE.

annabellioncourt:

THAT LAST ONE 

YOU DID NOT

When my friend tells me she and her husband are thinking about starting their family

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

me: *gets out of shower*
*wraps towel around head*
me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS IS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

postitnotesofshield:

Sassy Thor.

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—
wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful